Is this seat taken?

So you're married now.
I'd congratulate you but you haven't spoken to me or responded to any of my emails since we had a falling out 9 years ago.
I see you still do everything by the book.
It suits you.

Yes, I'm still bitter.
Everything always seemed so easy for you.
When we were leaving for college you were worried because you didn't know how to do your own laundry.
I said I'd teach you.

Secretly, I wanted to be just like you. Maybe I still do.

Congratulations, old friend.